Important work dialogue

Jane: those shoes are really cute. 

Me: …and tall. I think I am taller than you in them. 

Jane: No. I am still taller. 

Me: No. I am. 

Jane: I will have my manager settle this. 

The manager, being a bright man, called it a tie. However, he said my shoes did give me some edge. 
Which means that I won, because edgy shoes always win. 

He hardly even rolled his eyes. He must be used to working with insane people. 

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