Me: if I get hit by a bus, please note that the urgent ticket is taken care of.
Co-worker: that seems unlikely, since we’re in the middle of the basement. Maybe a bus being transported by air could crash through the atrium.
Me: hmmm. It’s more likely that a helicopter would crash through the atrium and decapitate me.
Co-worker: that’s a way more rational scenario.
Other co-workers all nod in agreement.