Cap’n Crunch Brunch 2015

In which I will once again state that I know all of the very best people.

The premise: buy some sugary cereal. Invite your friends over. Ply them with liquor, cereal and bacon.

I know, I know. It doesn’t sound like a party that would attract much interest. Too early in the day for drinking. Too late in the weekend. You don’t know my friends though.

My friends are committed to fun.

The first noteworthy item was a non-ironic toast to sobriety, This occurred very early in the festivities, Bloody Mary in hand, at 0957. I got home at 10:01pm. Home? Wasn’t the party at my house? Well. Things get a little complicated with my family of friends.

What happened between 0957am and 1001pm?

Everything.

We ate cereal. Ate bacon and sausage. Chatted. Laughed. Smoked. All the usual party stuff.

Rocky helped Kyle pick up an online chick.

The usual.

I think we are all anxious to know what happens with TigerPussy…

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