I read the news today oh, boy About a lucky man who made the grade And though the news was rather sad Well, I just had to laugh I saw the photograph.
The Beatles/A Day In The Life
A picture of a woman supposedly holding a gun to a baby’s head is making the Facebook rounds. They had a story about it on the local news the other night. Why?
Is it news?
No.
It’s interesting in a creepy, voyeuristic way. It’s sad that some ass-hat thinks it’s funny, if the picture was real. Not news, though.
How ’bout a panda cub being born? Or no panda cub? Nope.
Something happening on a TV show? A TV show going off the air? Someone winning a TV competition? Is any of it news? Mylie, Miley, Milie? Maile? Whatever her name is, is it news that she appeared on an award show and shook her ass?
No. No. NO. Hell, no.
I realize that what makes something news is extremely subjective. But there have got to be more important things to cover in a town of any size than some teen idol peeing in a bucket, or a celebrity getting a divorce. There are media outlets designed for gossip and entertainment for those of us who are inclined to indulge our curiousity about what the Kardashians are doing, and they do a far better job of it than the legitimate news sites and shows.
I’ve mentioned some of my other favorite news irritants: overly casual language, and the excessive use of cliche’. My theory is that when the language used in reporting news got sloppy, so did the reporting itself.
As a result, I watch and read the news less and less frequently. Soon I may be uninformed enough to find it useful again.
If not, I still have a lot of books I can read.
I’ll do OK.