{"id":10072,"date":"2015-05-21T11:18:40","date_gmt":"2015-05-21T18:18:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=10072"},"modified":"2015-05-21T11:18:40","modified_gmt":"2015-05-21T18:18:40","slug":"seriously-prove-i-am-human","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=10072","title":{"rendered":"Seriously? Prove I am human?"},"content":{"rendered":"

C’mon. I know I can be a little odd, but I shouldn’t have to demonstrate my humanity by doing math. <\/p>\n

For one thing, it’s math. Simple math, granted, but I don’t want logging in to write a post to involve counting on my fingers. <\/p>\n

I’d really prefer to demonstrate my humanity through performing some sort of sexual favor or showing emotion. The application’s fixation on proving humanity via something any robot can do seems inappropriate. 
\nAh, well. 
\nIt’s 12, right?<\/p>\n

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C’mon. I know I can be a little odd, but I shouldn’t have to demonstrate my humanity by doing math.  For one thing, it’s math. Simple math, granted, but I don’t want logging in to write a post to involve counting on my fingers.  I’d really prefer to demonstrate my humanity through performing some sort … Continue reading Seriously? 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