{"id":10192,"date":"2015-06-09T05:00:43","date_gmt":"2015-06-09T12:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=10192"},"modified":"2015-06-08T21:45:44","modified_gmt":"2015-06-09T04:45:44","slug":"important-work-dialogue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=10192","title":{"rendered":"Important work dialogue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jane: those shoes are really cute.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8230;and tall. I think I am taller than you in them.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jane: No. I am still taller.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Me: No. I am.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jane: I will have my manager settle this.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The manager, being a bright man, called it a tie. However, he said my shoes did give me some edge.&nbsp;<br \/>\nWhich means that I won, because edgy shoes always win.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He hardly even rolled his eyes. He must be used to working with insane people.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jane: those shoes are really cute.&nbsp; Me: &#8230;and tall. I think I am taller than you in them.&nbsp; Jane: No. I am still taller.&nbsp; Me: No. I am.&nbsp; Jane: I will have my manager settle this.&nbsp; The manager, being a bright man, called it a tie. 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