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\nNow I am going to take an Imperial Shit Ton of Ibuprofen. That’s more than a Metric Shit Ton, right?
\nOw.<\/p>\nOw.<\/p>\n
Fuck!<\/p>\n
Ow. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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