Spell check corrects splooge as apologetic. Huh. <\/p>\n
Why do you need to write the word splooge?<\/p>\n
Because I was wondering…<\/p>\n
Wondering?<\/p>\n
Yeah, wondering. <\/p>\n
About splooge?<\/p>\n
Yeah, about splooge. <\/p>\n
What about it?<\/p>\n
You’ll just laugh. <\/p>\n
No, I won’t. <\/p>\n
You will, I was wondering about some funny shit. <\/p>\n
I can’t dispute that logic, I guess. <\/p>\n
Trust me. Funny. <\/p>\n
So you won’t tell me what was so funny about splooge?<\/p>\n
What isn’t funny about splooge?<\/p>\n
Fair enough. <\/p>\n
For one thing, just the names for it are funny. Even the real one. Semen. It’s silly. And don’t even get me started on the nicknames!<\/p>\n
Like what?<\/p>\n
You know–spunk, jizz, cum.<\/p>\n
And that’s what you thought was so funny I would be compelled to laugh?<\/p>\n
No, no. <\/p>\n
What was it?<\/p>\n
Well, I was thinking about the Olympics. <\/p>\n
And..?<\/p>\n
What events would there be?<\/p>\n
Events?<\/p>\n
Yeah. If there was a splooge Olympics. <\/p>\n
A what?<\/p>\n
You heard me. <\/p>\n
Yeah, but I don’t quite believe it. <\/p>\n
So, the first event would be the long spunk. <\/p>\n
Oh, my God. Seriously. The long spunk. You’re insane. What else?<\/p>\n
Synchronized jizzing. <\/p>\n
Naturally. <\/p>\n
High cum?<\/p>\n
Of course. <\/p>\n
You aren’t laughing…<\/p>\n
It’s not funny. <\/p>\n
C’mon. It’s funny. Synchronized jizzing is funny!<\/p>\n
Not really. <\/p>\n
Then why are your shoulders shaking?<\/p>\n
You caught me. <\/p>\n
What was it that got you?<\/p>\n
The long spunk. <\/p>\n
But then I got stuck. <\/p>\n
Stuck in the jizz…<\/p>\n
In a manner of speaking…I couldn’t come up with any more good event names. <\/p>\n
No?<\/p>\n
Well, there would need to be some sort of sprint jacking event. <\/p>\n
Nice. <\/p>\n
And a distance event, maybe a jerkathon. <\/p>\n
Timed ejaculating and non-ejaculating events. <\/p>\n
Exactly! <\/p>\n
Some sort of quantity event. <\/p>\n
Of course. <\/p>\n
You’ll need to do some more research. <\/p>\n
Can you help with that?<\/p>\n
I’m something of an expert in the topic. <\/p>\n
What’s your best event?<\/p>\n
You may have to run me through several. <\/p>\n
On your marks,,,get set…<\/p>\n
Wait!<\/p>\n
What?<\/p>\n
Just want to make sure you understand I am not doing any team events or relays. <\/p>\n
Understood. Go!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"