{"id":10365,"date":"2015-07-25T05:00:43","date_gmt":"2015-07-25T12:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=10365"},"modified":"2015-07-24T23:12:28","modified_gmt":"2015-07-25T06:12:28","slug":"recreation-in-progress-shhhhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=10365","title":{"rendered":"Recreation in progress..shhhhh"},"content":{"rendered":"

Don’t disturb me– I’m recreating.<\/p>\n

That is different from procreating, you know..<\/p>\n

Yes, and thank you for clarifying that.<\/p>\n

I’m starting to like this island.<\/p>\n

I’m glad you like it.<\/p>\n

Do you think we could have it towed South so it’s closer to Portland???<\/p>\n

They’d have to pull it North to get it into the ocean.<\/p>\n

Oh. Well. If that’s the only impediment, by all means proceed!<\/p>\n

Who could possibly object?<\/p>\n

Everyone likes islands…<\/p>\n

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Don’t disturb me– I’m recreating. That is different from procreating, you know.. Yes, and thank you for clarifying that. I’m starting to like this island. I’m glad you like it. Do you think we could have it towed South so it’s closer to Portland??? They’d have to pull it North to get it into the … Continue reading Recreation in progress..shhhhh<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-random-thoughts","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-2Hb","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}