{"id":10382,"date":"2015-07-31T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-07-31T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=10382"},"modified":"2015-07-30T19:10:01","modified_gmt":"2015-07-31T02:10:01","slug":"things-that-make-me-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=10382","title":{"rendered":"Mariachis don’t dance"},"content":{"rendered":"

What makes me laugh?<\/p>\n

Everything. <\/p>\n

Penis jokes?
\nFor sure. <\/p>\n

Berkeley Breathed penis jokes?<\/p>\n

Help, help. I have fallen off of my chair laughing…<\/p>\n

Bloom County, I missed you.
\nSo much. <\/p>\n

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What makes me laugh? Everything.  Penis jokes? For sure.  Berkeley Breathed penis jokes? Help, help. I have fallen off of my chair laughing… Bloom County, I missed you. So much.         <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-2Hs","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11499,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=11499","url_meta":{"origin":10382,"position":0},"title":"Tragedy and penises","author":"Michelle","date":"April 23, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"It has not escaped me that my blog posts which get the most views fall into two categories: The ones dealing frankly with emotional struggles, near tragedy, financial problems and general strife The ones dealing with penises and masturbation If I could combine the two into one post involving some\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Random thoughts"","block_context":{"text":"Random thoughts","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?cat=20"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1774,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1774","url_meta":{"origin":10382,"position":1},"title":"Uh, wait..what?","author":"Michelle","date":"October 5, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0When someone tells you something big, it's like you're taking money from them, and there's no way it will ever go back to being the way it was. 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