{"id":10548,"date":"2015-09-19T05:55:13","date_gmt":"2015-09-19T12:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=10548"},"modified":"2015-09-19T01:29:52","modified_gmt":"2015-09-19T08:29:52","slug":"i-know-the-best-people-blah-blah-blah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=10548","title":{"rendered":"I know the best people, blah blah blah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I know. &nbsp;I say it a lot. All the time.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My friends and family are the best.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Why do I say it so often?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Because it is true and because &nbsp;they demonstrate it to me so frequently.&nbsp;<br \/>\nWe had a pre-game meetup at the Doctors. Then we had drinks, dinner, drinks, some minor dog fighting, Cards Against Humanity, and a threat to beat up someone who was mean to me in another life.<\/p>\n<p>Laughing so hard you can&#8217;t read the cards. Talking to people you&#8217;ve known your whole life.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The usual.<\/p>\n<p>Then a long talk afterwards about all of the important stuff in life &nbsp;until it was way beyond too late for bed.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We are getting up very early to tailgate.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I will be sleepy, and I will not care a bit.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I know the best people, and my life is wonderful.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I hope yours is, too.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>PS<\/p>\n<p>Go Ducks!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_3165.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_3165.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\"><\/a>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I know. &nbsp;I say it a lot. All the time.&nbsp; My friends and family are the best.&nbsp; Why do I say it so often?&nbsp; Because it is true and because &nbsp;they demonstrate it to me so frequently.&nbsp; We had a pre-game meetup at the Doctors. Then we had drinks, dinner, drinks, some minor dog &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=10548\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I know the best people, blah blah blah<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10551,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_3164.jpg?fit=1536%2C2048&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":false,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-2K8","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9666,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9666","url_meta":{"origin":10548,"position":0},"title":"How to tell if someone is smart","author":"Michelle","date":"April 2, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"While updating a friend on the status of my online dating situation, I mentioned that I'd had a particularly good time with one guy because he was so smart. 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