{"id":1082,"date":"2013-08-23T15:20:47","date_gmt":"2013-08-23T22:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1082"},"modified":"2013-08-23T15:18:12","modified_gmt":"2013-08-23T22:18:12","slug":"inside-michelles-brain-episode-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1082","title":{"rendered":"Inside Michelle’s Brain, episode 5"},"content":{"rendered":"

It really distracts me when I read stories in the French language media about Russia <\/p>\n

They spell Putin “Poutine” and you know what that means?<\/p>\n

French fries and gravy with melted cheese on top. <\/p>\n

It’s hard to take a dictator seriously under these conditions. Or is he more of a despot?<\/p>\n

Is there a difference between a dictator and a despot?<\/p>\n

I need to think about this some more. <\/p>\n

Mmm, tasty tasty poutine….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It really distracts me when I read stories in the French language media about Russia They spell Putin “Poutine” and you know what that means? French fries and gravy with melted cheese on top. It’s hard to take a dictator seriously under these conditions. Or is he more of a despot? Is there a difference … Continue reading Inside Michelle’s Brain, episode 5<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hmmm","category-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-hs","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6479,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=6479","url_meta":{"origin":1082,"position":0},"title":"0200 again??","author":"Michelle","date":"July 2, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"It is not due to any mental distress, I don't think. 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