{"id":1123,"date":"2013-08-25T18:56:01","date_gmt":"2013-08-26T01:56:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1123"},"modified":"2013-08-25T18:56:01","modified_gmt":"2013-08-26T01:56:01","slug":"good-bye-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1123","title":{"rendered":"Good-bye, beach"},"content":{"rendered":"

For perspective, this bunny was at least 25 feet tall. At least<\/em><\/p>\n

I’ll miss you, Tierra del Mar. <\/p>\n

Kathleen, you are the 2nd Wonder of the World as a hostess. We all feel better after a weekend in your home.
\nMuch love. You rock. <\/p>\n

I’m also going to call out my friends for being fantastic. I am so lucky to have you to eat with, drink with and argue with. And drink with. I mentioned the drinking, right? I love you all. <\/p>\n

See you soon. <\/p>\n

My liver is going to take a nap now. It’s going to be really well trained for tailgating season next weekend!<\/p>\n

Not sure how I got so lucky.
\nI am surrounded by people who are funny and smart. <\/p>\n

Life is a gift, y’all. <\/p>\n

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For perspective, this bunny was at least 25 feet tall. At least I’ll miss you, Tierra del Mar. Kathleen, you are the 2nd Wonder of the World as a hostess. We all feel better after a weekend in your home. Much love. You rock. I’m also going to call out my friends for being fantastic. … Continue reading Good-bye, beach<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1122,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-words","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130825-165204.jpg?fit=3264%2C2448&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-i7","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9038,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9038","url_meta":{"origin":1123,"position":0},"title":"Another time where I am going to say that I know all the best people","author":"Michelle","date":"January 12, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"I am going to make this short: Jan, Jane, Kathleen, Kate--you all rock the planet, and I love you. 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