{"id":11625,"date":"2018-06-09T15:46:53","date_gmt":"2018-06-09T22:46:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=11625"},"modified":"2018-06-09T15:47:05","modified_gmt":"2018-06-09T22:47:05","slug":"a-brief-unblog-like-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=11625","title":{"rendered":"A brief, unblog-like update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Monday 6\/4, I had my surgery. Vertical sleeve gastrectomy, for anyone in a Googling mood. Robot assisted. Five stab wounds to the abdomen. The surgeon removed about 85% of my stomach through the largest stab wound, which is turning a lovely shade of mustard yellow at this point. I&#8217;m feeling much better than I expected to so soon after surgery. The largest incision site is still a little sore, but other than that I&#8217;m doing great. Getting plenty of fluids and protein, and walking. That&#8217;s pretty much my entire assignment for the two weeks after surgery. Drink a lot of water and protein shakes, and go for short walks. Rest. Nothing too stressful.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m reading and watching old movies and cooking shows while I sip water. Maybe tomorrow I&#8217;ll be up to making some prints. Or maybe I&#8217;ll do a little knitting. I ran the Roomba today. Scrambled some eggs for 13 last night, but didn&#8217;t want to stand up long enough to cook bacon. This morning I tried to go for a walk in the park, but rain cut the walk off at 14 minutes. Tonight we may go out to watch part of the Timber&#8217;s game. Or not, if I am too tired.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a little weird not having to cook for myself or do anything around the house.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what&#8217;s up in my world right now.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Ma and Larry for coming up and making sure I was OK, and thanks to 13 for continuing to take care of me.<\/p>\n<p>Things are good, and I&#8217;m happy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Monday 6\/4, I had my surgery. Vertical sleeve gastrectomy, for anyone in a Googling mood. Robot assisted. Five stab wounds to the abdomen. The surgeon removed about 85% of my stomach through the largest stab wound, which is turning a lovely shade of mustard yellow at this point. I&#8217;m feeling much better than I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=11625\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A brief, unblog-like update<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-31v","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11629,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=11629","url_meta":{"origin":11625,"position":0},"title":"Random thoughts","author":"Michelle","date":"June 13, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"While I love being at home rather than at work, especially given what work is like right now, it is less fun when I have multiple surgically inflicted stab wounds. 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The level of anticipation of what is going to happen at\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Random thoughts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Random thoughts","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?cat=20"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":11594,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=11594","url_meta":{"origin":11625,"position":2},"title":"And it&#8217;s on&#8230;","author":"Michelle","date":"May 20, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Life moves pretty fast. If you don\u2019t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it. --Ferris Bueller For the last 6 months, or maybe most of my life depending on when you start counting, I've been working toward\u00a0 having surgery that will help me lose weight. 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