Leaving the office this afternoon, I saw something that could really only happen here in Portlandia. <\/p>\n
A very attractive young woman on a bicycle. Copiously pierced and tattooed. Singing at the top of her lungs with her arms in what I can only describe as being in the bicycle equivalent of the posture you’d use sitting in the Lotus position. Every now and then she’d sing ommmmmm. <\/p>\n
You keep rocking it, bicycle meditation girl. You probably won’t need to stop quickly or turn today. <\/p>\n
Having your hands near the handlebars is overrated anyway.<\/p>\n
Since I’m writing this from my car, I’m quite tempted to track her down and swerve at her. Just to see how she’d handle it. <\/p>\n
Mean. <\/p>\n
I’m mean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"