{"id":11884,"date":"2022-06-24T12:31:05","date_gmt":"2022-06-24T19:31:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=11884"},"modified":"2022-06-24T12:46:48","modified_gmt":"2022-06-24T19:46:48","slug":"an-imaginary-conversation-about-acupuncture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=11884","title":{"rendered":"An imaginary conversation about acupuncture"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Earlier today I was having a conversation with you in my head. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>About what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acupuncture. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I thought you didn\u2019t believe in acupuncture. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don\u2019t. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, we\u2019ve already had this conversation, haven\u2019t we?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I know! That\u2019s why I wasn\u2019t sure why I had to have it in my head. It already happened in real life. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What made you think about acupuncture in the first place?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Having all those needles in my legs. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You\u2019re having acupuncture? Which you don\u2019t believe in?<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, nothing else is working. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What are you having it for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, it doesn\u2019t matter. This conversation is a lot like the one I imagined. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Is that a good thing?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I guess so. It\u2019s a conversation. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, in order to have a conversation with me first you have to imagine one? Is that usual?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We don\u2019t have many conversations. Maybe I just needed to practice. Actually it was very good practice for mindfulness. I kept having to tell myself to stop and be present. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That must have sucked. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You know how conflicted I am about mindfulness.  And being present. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aren\u2019t you conflicted about pretty much everything?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maybe next time we should try having a fresh conversation. Consider possible topics and let me know. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But then what will you not think about while being mindful during acupuncture?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Politics or something. It\u2019s actually very relaxing. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Politics??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No. Acupuncture. Or really the part where I sit in a recliner doing nothing and practice not thinking. If I had a recliner I could do that at home for free. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let me know how that works for you. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier today I was having a conversation with you in my head. About what? Acupuncture. I thought you didn\u2019t believe in acupuncture. I don\u2019t. Well, we\u2019ve already had this conversation, haven\u2019t we? I know! That\u2019s why I wasn\u2019t sure why I had to have it in my head. It already happened in real life. What &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=11884\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">An imaginary conversation about acupuncture<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-35G","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8459,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=8459","url_meta":{"origin":11884,"position":0},"title":"An imaginary conversation about last words","author":"Michelle","date":"December 4, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"I probably think about what happened more than I should. 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