{"id":1365,"date":"2013-09-06T16:24:07","date_gmt":"2013-09-06T23:24:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1365"},"modified":"2013-09-06T16:36:38","modified_gmt":"2013-09-06T23:36:38","slug":"someone-make-me-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1365","title":{"rendered":"Someone make me stop"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m at the grocery store. I just about walked into the wall because I was Tweeting While Shopping. Now I’m Blogging While Shopping. That’s worse, isn’t it? <\/p>\n

It’s not like I have anything particularly important to reveal. <\/p>\n

I mean, I’m at the grocery store buying artichoke hearts and asparagus. This is not big news. <\/p>\n

The Ducks touched down in Virginia. We all needed to know that, right?<\/p>\n

Back to shopping. <\/p>\n

Need panko bread crumbs. <\/p>\n

Ciao.<\/p>\n

PS
\nI’m not kidding. Someone needs to come over here. I almost forgot to buy IPA. <\/p>\n

Help.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m at the grocery store. I just about walked into the wall because I was Tweeting While Shopping. Now I’m Blogging While Shopping. That’s worse, isn’t it? It’s not like I have anything particularly important to reveal. I mean, I’m at the grocery store buying artichoke hearts and asparagus. This is not big news. The … Continue reading Someone make me stop<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insanity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-m1","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9622,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9622","url_meta":{"origin":1365,"position":0},"title":"That pesky real life, always getting in the way of my posting","author":"Michelle","date":"March 22, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Yesterday was supposed to be the day. You know, the day I got caught up. The day I went grocery shopping. The day I bought COFFEE. The day I did laundry. Got the car washed. \u00a0Did the dishes. Did some reading and writing.Did any of that happen?\u00a0Well...I dawdled around in\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Words"","block_context":{"text":"Words","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?cat=7"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1177,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1177","url_meta":{"origin":1365,"position":1},"title":"Things I love, liquor store edition","author":"Michelle","date":"August 29, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0 Went to a party\/ I danced all night\/ I drank sixteen beers\/ And I started up a fight\/ But now I am jaded\/ You're out of luck\/ I'm rolling down the stairs\/ Too drunk to fuck --Dead Kennedys\/Too Drunk To Fuck \u00a0 Drink up baby, look at the stars\/\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Words"","block_context":{"text":"Words","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?cat=7"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":8737,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=8737","url_meta":{"origin":1365,"position":2},"title":"Love, hate and general annoyance","author":"Michelle","date":"December 30, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"At the same time, I wanna hug you I wanna wrap my hands around your neck You're an asshole but I love you --P!nk\/True Love True love is the devil's crowbar. --X\/True Love Ever been involved in a love-hate relationship? I haven't. It seems like it'd be a sort of\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Words"","block_context":{"text":"Words","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?cat=7"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":8209,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=8209","url_meta":{"origin":1365,"position":3},"title":"Over the mountains and through the woods…","author":"Michelle","date":"November 15, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Mini-vacation at Eagle Crest. Day One. Travel. Rick drove. Thank you, Rick. There was snow from Mongold on, but the roads were totally clear for much of the way. It was all lovely until HooDoo, and then...uh...did someone forget to plow everything? Still, it was mostly fine. Packed snow. A\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Words"","block_context":{"text":"Words","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?cat=7"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/IMG_8884.jpg?fit=1200%2C971&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/IMG_8884.jpg?fit=1200%2C971&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/IMG_8884.jpg?fit=1200%2C971&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/IMG_8884.jpg?fit=1200%2C971&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/IMG_8884.jpg?fit=1200%2C971&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":7792,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=7792","url_meta":{"origin":1365,"position":4},"title":"Weekends..weekends..","author":"Michelle","date":"October 5, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Another great Saturday with Goddess Diane and most of the Ruined Mothers. We made a million experimental pizzas, including one for a husky dog. Went to the growler store. Drank a little of everything. Did some thrift store shopping. Put a hat on the dog. Shot flies with a salt\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Words"","block_context":{"text":"Words","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?cat=7"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IMG_8424.jpg?fit=900%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IMG_8424.jpg?fit=900%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IMG_8424.jpg?fit=900%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IMG_8424.jpg?fit=900%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":10973,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=10973","url_meta":{"origin":1365,"position":5},"title":"Blog maintenance","author":"Michelle","date":"November 12, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerks never know that he's in there. --Charles BukowskiA lot of times, I start posts which don't ever get finished.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Random thoughts"","block_context":{"text":"Random thoughts","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?cat=20"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}