{"id":1406,"date":"2013-09-09T15:35:42","date_gmt":"2013-09-09T22:35:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1406"},"modified":"2013-09-09T15:09:10","modified_gmt":"2013-09-09T22:09:10","slug":"i-was-once","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1406","title":{"rendered":"Who put intentions in my head?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I
\nWas once
\nMisinformed
\nAbout
\nYour intentions<\/p>\n

–Soul Coughing\/Misinformed<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Who put it there?
\nHmmm?<\/p>\n

Whoever it was, please insert something else now. Nothing twangy and NO ABBA!<\/p>\n

Thank you for your consideration.<\/p>\n

Actually, I’m kind of getting used to it, but now I’m wondering whose intentions my subconscious thinks I was misinformed about. <\/p>\n

Please do let me know immediately if you’ve been misleading me about your intentions. I’ll want to start worrying about it as soon as possible–
\nKthxbai<\/p>\n

For what it’s worth, I also have the phrase “I feel funny” stuck in my head today. Perhaps because I feel funny. I keep giving myself the standard reply, which is, of course, “you don’t look<\/em> funny,” but the feeling persists.<\/p>\n

My froat hurts. Whine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I Was once Misinformed About Your intentions –Soul Coughing\/Misinformed Who put it there? Hmmm? Whoever it was, please insert something else now. Nothing twangy and NO ABBA! Thank you for your consideration. Actually, I’m kind of getting used to it, but now I’m wondering whose intentions my subconscious thinks I was misinformed about. 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