{"id":1448,"date":"2013-09-11T16:00:49","date_gmt":"2013-09-11T23:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1448"},"modified":"2013-09-11T16:00:49","modified_gmt":"2013-09-11T23:00:49","slug":"too-damn-hot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1448","title":{"rendered":"Too damn hot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/20130911-155832.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/20130911-155832.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"20130911-155832.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ow. I can&#8217;t steer. Ow.<br \/>\nRight before I snapped the picture it said 103. That just isn&#8217;t right. <\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s OK. I&#8217;m going to get my hairs did. 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Nothing can bring me down this afternoon because in a few hours I will be adorable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1447,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-words","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/20130911-155832.jpg?fit=768%2C1024&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-nm","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10215,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=10215","url_meta":{"origin":1448,"position":0},"title":"What I did last night","author":"Michelle","date":"June 17, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Back at the metalwork.\u00a0 Just so we are all clear, metalsmithing is even worse for people with carpal tunnel and tennis elbow than writing and knitting. 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