{"id":1472,"date":"2013-09-12T17:39:10","date_gmt":"2013-09-13T00:39:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1472"},"modified":"2013-09-12T17:39:10","modified_gmt":"2013-09-13T00:39:10","slug":"you-are-only-coming-through-in-waves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1472","title":{"rendered":"You are only coming through in waves.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I have a cold. I&#8217;m totally fine, I think. I&#8217;ll just chill and watch a movie or something. Relax. <\/p>\n<p>So, I grab the remote and start to scan through the channels and see a show called &#8220;When Panties Clash&#8221; and stop. <\/p>\n<p>Wait, what?!?<\/p>\n<p>It was really &#8220;When Planes Crash.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I may be a little sicker than I thought. Or maybe I should take some cold medicine?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m glad there&#8217;s not a show about mis-matched undies though. <\/p>\n<p>How am I going to find something stupid enough to watch???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I have a cold. I&#8217;m totally fine, I think. I&#8217;ll just chill and watch a movie or something. Relax. So, I grab the remote and start to scan through the channels and see a show called &#8220;When Panties Clash&#8221; and stop. Wait, what?!? It was really &#8220;When Planes Crash.&#8221; I may be a little &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1472\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You are only coming through in waves..<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hmmm"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-nK","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8075,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=8075","url_meta":{"origin":1472,"position":0},"title":"There will be a brief decrease in my intelligence level..","author":"Michelle","date":"October 29, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"While I whine for a moment about being sick. 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