{"id":1553,"date":"2013-09-19T17:05:12","date_gmt":"2013-09-20T00:05:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1553"},"modified":"2013-09-19T15:34:45","modified_gmt":"2013-09-19T22:34:45","slug":"mea-culpa-mea-culpa-mea-maxima-culpa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1553","title":{"rendered":"mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa #1"},"content":{"rendered":"

Everyone probably has someone they wish they could apologize to about…something. I like to think that I’ve been a pretty kind person overall, but I know I’ve had my moments of awfulness. I might be smarter than a lot of people, and funnier than a lot of people, but I’m definitely not one bit nicer than I’ve had to be.<\/p>\n

Today, I would like to apologize for the following sin.<\/p>\n

3rd grade. I kicked a boy in the face who was kneeling in front of me tying my shoes. Why? Because he was kind of a toady, he liked me, he gave me the creeps so I didn’t like him back, and he kept trying to do things for me when I asked him not to. Like tying my shoes. Even in the 3rd grade, I couldn’t stand having someone touch me when I said no. It bothered me. A lot. To be perfectly clear, I’m only apologizing for kicking him in the face. <\/p>\n

I’m not a bit sorry I disliked him.<\/p>\n

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Everyone probably has someone they wish they could apologize to about…something. I like to think that I’ve been a pretty kind person overall, but I know I’ve had my moments of awfulness. 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