{"id":1616,"date":"2013-09-22T06:26:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-22T13:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1616"},"modified":"2013-09-22T00:28:23","modified_gmt":"2013-09-22T07:28:23","slug":"spam-spam-spam-spam-spamity-spam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1616","title":{"rendered":"spam spam spam spam spamity spam"},"content":{"rendered":"

Once in every show
\nThere comes a song like this
\nIt starts out soft and low
\nAnd ends up with a kiss.
\n–Spamalot\/The Song That Goes Like This<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

This weekend, Ma and I went on a road trip to Bend to see our friend Mollie rock Bend as the Lady of the Lake in Spamalot. Which she did, of course. The Lady can belt out a song looking gorgeous. You want to hate her for being so beautiful and talented but the bitch is unhateable. As the (very young and very good looking) brother of one of her cast mates pointed out, you just want to cuddle her. Without mercy. Until she screams. Maybe he didn’t mean cuddle the same way I do….<\/p>\n

Pre-show food and drinks with the lovely Diane and Kelly. Kelly forced me to have a 3rd pint. My arm is still all twisted.<\/p>\n

It was so good to see everyone!
\nFeeling lucky again…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Once in every show There comes a song like this It starts out soft and low And ends up with a kiss. –Spamalot\/The Song That Goes Like This This weekend, Ma and I went on a road trip to Bend to see our friend Mollie rock Bend as the Lady of the Lake in Spamalot. … Continue reading spam spam spam spam spamity spam<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-q4","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2279,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=2279","url_meta":{"origin":1616,"position":0},"title":"Prepare for the what?","author":"Michelle","date":"October 31, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Got the following spam email at work. 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