{"id":1621,"date":"2013-09-21T06:25:19","date_gmt":"2013-09-21T13:25:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1621"},"modified":"2013-09-20T22:40:17","modified_gmt":"2013-09-21T05:40:17","slug":"kickin-it-old-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1621","title":{"rendered":"Kickin’ it old school"},"content":{"rendered":"

Don’t step out of this house if that’s the clothes you’re gonna wear
\nI’ll kick you out of my home if you don’t cut that hair
\nYour mom busted in and said, “What’s that noise?”
\nAw, mom you’re just jealous it’s the Beastie Boys!
\n–Beastie Boys\/You’ve Gotta Fight\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And I’m almost actually old, so I know from old school. <\/p>\n

I had dinner with a friend at Kowloon tonight. Old school Chinese with terrible rum drinks. Well, if rum drinks with pineapple juice can ever really be terrible. I had 2, so they must not have been too bad!<\/p>\n

We talked. We laughed. I got a demonstration of how his convertible hard top works in the rain. <\/p>\n

That’s all you need, yes?
\nDinners with friends do not suck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Don’t step out of this house if that’s the clothes you’re gonna wear I’ll kick you out of my home if you don’t cut that hair Your mom busted in and said, “What’s that noise?” Aw, mom you’re just jealous it’s the Beastie Boys! –Beastie Boys\/You’ve Gotta Fight And I’m almost actually old, so I … Continue reading Kickin’ it old school<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-q9","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2772,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=2772","url_meta":{"origin":1621,"position":0},"title":"Diary of a barfly","author":"Michelle","date":"December 9, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that remind him Of the good times He sings the songs that remind him Of the better times --Tubthumping\/Chumbawamba I've spent a fair amount of time\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Words"","block_context":{"text":"Words","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?cat=7"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":7897,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=7897","url_meta":{"origin":1621,"position":1},"title":"An imaginary conversation about birthdays","author":"Michelle","date":"November 17, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"I fucking love birthdays. 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