{"id":1890,"date":"2013-10-09T15:35:42","date_gmt":"2013-10-09T22:35:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1890"},"modified":"2013-10-09T12:42:27","modified_gmt":"2013-10-09T19:42:27","slug":"what-are-you-looking-at","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1890","title":{"rendered":"What are you looking at?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I mentioned the blog to a co-worker today. He asked what I write about. I read him a couple of recent blog titles. <\/p>\n<p>He is now looking at me like I make a habit of eating the tender flesh of babies for lunch on a regular basis. <\/p>\n<p>It isn&#8217;t really that bad, is it?<\/p>\n<p>I think I may need to be reassured of my relative sanity. I know I&#8217;m not totally sane, but can I still pass?<\/p>\n<p>This is why I don&#8217;t talk in real life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I mentioned the blog to a co-worker today. He asked what I write about. I read him a couple of recent blog titles. He is now looking at me like I make a habit of eating the tender flesh of babies for lunch on a regular basis. It isn&#8217;t really that bad, is it? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1890\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">What are you looking at?!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-uu","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9532,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9532","url_meta":{"origin":1890,"position":0},"title":"Zombie dream","author":"Michelle","date":"March 11, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"In the dream, they are hiding. 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