{"id":1905,"date":"2013-10-10T15:40:13","date_gmt":"2013-10-10T22:40:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1905"},"modified":"2013-10-10T14:54:08","modified_gmt":"2013-10-10T21:54:08","slug":"overheard-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1905","title":{"rendered":"Overheard at work"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am fairly certain that I actually overheard this correctly based on the roar of laughter that followed:
\n“I’m pretty sure coffee is good for your testicles.”<\/p>\n

I don’t have any science to back that up, but it is probably true. I am hesitant to Google “coffee and testicles” from the wi-fi at work for obvious reasons. <\/p>\n

(Although honestly it is tempting because of how hysterical it would be to sit through that meeting with HR and my manager.)<\/p>\n

I guess I will have to resort to logic instead:<\/p>\n

Coffee is clearly the elixer of life, and testicles are full of pre-life…so, logically…yes. Coffee is good for testicles. <\/p>\n

Please consult your healthcare practitioner for additional clarification.<\/p>\n

Shut up. That was too logic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am fairly certain that I actually overheard this correctly based on the roar of laughter that followed: “I’m pretty sure coffee is good for your testicles.” I don’t have any science to back that up, but it is probably true. 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