{"id":2047,"date":"2013-10-15T20:21:45","date_gmt":"2013-10-16T03:21:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=2047"},"modified":"2013-10-15T20:21:45","modified_gmt":"2013-10-16T03:21:45","slug":"overheard-at-work-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=2047","title":{"rendered":"Overheard at work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Are there conjugal visits in Oregon prisons?<\/p>\n<p>Not surprisingly, no one in my Healthcare\/IT workplace knew a thing about conjugal visits. One person even had to have the purpose of a conjugal visit explained to her. That was fun listening.<\/p>\n<p>Oddly, the conversation then veered\u00a0 into a very heated discussion of jaywalking.<\/p>\n<p>People at my work apparently care deeply about jaywalking.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The answer, by the way, is that there are not conjugal visits in the Oregon State prison system.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Are there conjugal visits in Oregon prisons? Not surprisingly, no one in my Healthcare\/IT workplace knew a thing about conjugal visits. One person even had to have the purpose of a conjugal visit explained to her. That was fun listening. Oddly, the conversation then veered\u00a0 into a very heated discussion of jaywalking. People at my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=2047\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Overheard at work<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-x1","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1245,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1245","url_meta":{"origin":2047,"position":0},"title":"Are you ready for some football?","author":"Michelle","date":"August 31, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0 Oregon, our Alma Mater We will guard thee on and on Let us gather round and cheer her Chant her glory Oregon Roar the praises of her warriors Sing the story Oregon On to victory urge the heroes Of our mighty Oregon! 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