{"id":2387,"date":"2013-11-06T15:30:59","date_gmt":"2013-11-06T23:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=2387"},"modified":"2013-11-06T15:16:34","modified_gmt":"2013-11-06T23:16:34","slug":"mega-colon-to-the-rescue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=2387","title":{"rendered":"Inappropriate behavior? I am a trained professional"},"content":{"rendered":"

In more proof that I am a freak, I just used a medical condition called mega colon in an analogy about why having more shit in an application doesn’t necessarily make it better than an application that has less shit. <\/p>\n

Just like having a mega colon packed with all the shit in the world is not better than having a normal sized colon with a normal amount of shit in it. <\/p>\n

If you don’t believe me, ask a nurse who has tried to give an enema to a constipated person with mega colon. <\/p>\n

What? <\/p>\n

Google it if you don’t believe me.
\nIt’s a real thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In more proof that I am a freak, I just used a medical condition called mega colon in an analogy about why having more shit in an application doesn’t necessarily make it better than an application that has less shit. Just like having a mega colon packed with all the shit in the world is … Continue reading Inappropriate behavior? 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