{"id":2726,"date":"2013-12-05T15:30:05","date_gmt":"2013-12-05T23:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=2726"},"modified":"2013-12-05T15:36:10","modified_gmt":"2013-12-05T23:36:10","slug":"what-does-that-mean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=2726","title":{"rendered":"What does that mean???"},"content":{"rendered":"

When I apologized for being too sarcastic today, my coworkers laughed and told me I’m not being any more sarcastic and difficult than I am on any other day??<\/p>\n

It’s a good sign that they laughed, right?<\/p>\n

Also, when I was threatening to open a vein (which I do multiple times daily) over some stupid project I don’t have time to work on, my coworkers pointed out that I have several other worse projects that might be more suicide-worthy if I was so inclined. <\/p>\n

I am very proud of them. I have taught them well. <\/p>\n

Ah, the love of your fellow laborers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When I apologized for being too sarcastic today, my coworkers laughed and told me I’m not being any more sarcastic and difficult than I am on any other day?? It’s a good sign that they laughed, right? Also, when I was threatening to open a vein (which I do multiple times daily) over some stupid … Continue reading What does that mean???<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-HY","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4533,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=4533","url_meta":{"origin":2726,"position":0},"title":"Validation is mine sayeth The Lord. 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