{"id":2728,"date":"2013-11-26T15:40:38","date_gmt":"2013-11-26T23:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=2728"},"modified":"2013-11-26T15:38:32","modified_gmt":"2013-11-26T23:38:32","slug":"roller-derby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=2728","title":{"rendered":"A few happy work-related updates"},"content":{"rendered":"

One of my coworkers just asked how it could be possible that I have never done roller derby because I am such a bad-ass. <\/p>\n

I have never been prouder to be a bad ass bitch than I am at this moment. <\/p>\n

Seriously. A little misty-eyed about this.<\/p>\n

Also, due to some PC related issues, I’ve lost a lot of links to work documents I need. When I asked someone if he could send me the link, he told me he always accesses it from an email another co-worker sent. She got it from someone else, who got it from me. <\/p>\n

Yes, in helping others I was really helping myself. <\/p>\n

Can I go home now?<\/p>\n

I’m afraid I’ll burst into a round of Kumbaya if I stay any longer. <\/p>\n

Love you.
\nKthxbai.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One of my coworkers just asked how it could be possible that I have never done roller derby because I am such a bad-ass. I have never been prouder to be a bad ass bitch than I am at this moment. Seriously. A little misty-eyed about this. 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