If it came to pass that they should ask,
\nWhat could I tell them?
\nWould they criticize behind my back?
\nMaybe I should let them.<\/p>\n
–B.Taupin<\/p>\n
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Or maybe I will just hope they never ask.<\/p>\n
Ask what?<\/p>\n
Oh, I don’t know.<\/p>\n
Stuff.<\/p>\n
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If it came to pass that they should ask, What could I tell them? Would they criticize behind my back? Maybe I should let them. –B.Taupin Or maybe I will just hope they never ask. Ask what? Oh, I don’t know. 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