{"id":3565,"date":"2014-01-31T05:00:39","date_gmt":"2014-01-31T13:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=3565"},"modified":"2014-01-31T08:04:30","modified_gmt":"2014-01-31T16:04:30","slug":"far-away-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=3565","title":{"rendered":"Who the fuck are you calling bleary, fucker?"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Much to my surprise there she was, sittin\u2019 in a corner<br \/>\nA little bleary, worse for wear and tear<br \/>\nWas a girl with far away eyes<br \/>\n&#8211;Rolling Stones\/Far Away Eyes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Some of us might possibly have had a little bit more fun than was strictly good for us. Now, I don&#8217;t want to mention any names here. What happens in Cabo stays in Cabo, but in the spirit of true honesty&#8230;holy fuck.<br \/>\nThat chick in the mirror can NOT hold her tequila.<\/p>\n<p>I kind of lost count of my drinks, in all fairness to myself. I must have had a dozen or more Micheladas at the pool. Josefat was bringing them in pairs. And then we had drinks at dinner. And, uh, after dinner. So. The headache will not be a shock. <\/p>\n<p>Important side note: Kyle, Lori and Chica are leaving in the morning. Miss them all ready. <\/p>\n<p>There is not an Advil big enough for the headache I think I might have in the morning. <\/p>\n<p>Worth it?<\/p>\n<p>Fuck yeah.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140131-090345.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140131-090345.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"20140131-090345.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140131-090352.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140131-090352.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"20140131-090352.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140131-090400.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140131-090400.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"20140131-090400.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140131-090410.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140131-090410.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"20140131-090410.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Much to my surprise there she was, sittin\u2019 in a corner A little bleary, worse for wear and tear Was a girl with far away eyes &#8211;Rolling Stones\/Far Away Eyes Some of us might possibly have had a little bit more fun than was strictly good for us. Now, I don&#8217;t want to mention any &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=3565\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Who the fuck are you calling bleary, fucker?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3769,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140131-090410.jpg?fit=225%2C300&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-Vv","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3779,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=3779","url_meta":{"origin":3565,"position":0},"title":"Last day in Cabo","author":"Michelle","date":"February 1, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Part of the group has already headed home. 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