{"id":3702,"date":"2014-01-29T05:05:45","date_gmt":"2014-01-29T13:05:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=3702"},"modified":"2014-01-28T20:21:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-29T04:21:00","slug":"are-we-relaxed-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=3702","title":{"rendered":"Are we relaxed yet?"},"content":{"rendered":"

In the words of the always infallible Magic 8 Ball, signs point to yes <\/p>\n

Rick’s face is sunburnt.
\nKyle’s eyes don’t quite open all the way.
\nMark hasn’t shaved since leaving the US.
\nI can’t even count how many ‘cheladas I’ve ingested.
\nWe are all laughing. A lot.
\nWe walked past a business called Redrum, and at points there were buzzards overhead and we just ordered more drinks. <\/p>\n

I can hear Prince singing “Purple Rain” somewhere nearby and I have so much lime juice in my bloodstream that there is no way I will ever get scurvy. <\/p>\n

My skin isn’t brown or shining in the sun just yet, but 50 block will do that. <\/p>\n

Feels like relaxation to me. <\/p>\n

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In the words of the always infallible Magic 8 Ball, signs point to yes Rick’s face is sunburnt. Kyle’s eyes don’t quite open all the way. Mark hasn’t shaved since leaving the US. I can’t even count how many ‘cheladas I’ve ingested. We are all laughing. A lot. We walked past a business called Redrum, … Continue reading Are we relaxed yet?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3725,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/20140128-212044.jpg?fit=300%2C264&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-XI","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3313,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=3313","url_meta":{"origin":3702,"position":0},"title":"81338 words in 2013","author":"Michelle","date":"January 4, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"So...that's kind of a lot of words. 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