{"id":3869,"date":"2014-02-08T06:15:14","date_gmt":"2014-02-08T14:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=3869"},"modified":"2014-02-07T22:59:39","modified_gmt":"2014-02-08T06:59:39","slug":"making-a-list-and-checking-it-twice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=3869","title":{"rendered":"Making a list and checking it twice"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here are a few things I’d like to make a list of:<\/p>\n

1. Who is <\/em>naughty or nice?
\n2. Favorite dogs
\n3. Reasons cats are weird
\n4. Best songs no one has heard and should
\n5. Books I need to read and haven’t
\n6. Songs I should hear
\n7. Tattoos I want to get
\n8. Places to go
\n9. Books Neil Gaiman should read aloud
\n10. Books to read aloud in bed
\n11. Best things to do in bed that aren’t fucking (include reading aloud)
\n12. Best smells
\n13. Bucket list
\n14. Things that I love about someone
\n15. Reasons I want to punch someone in the face. And maybe stomp on his head. A little.
\n16. Movies I want to watch.
\n17. Things I like about people.
\n18. Things I don’t.
\n19. Foods that should be abolished from the planet.
\n20. Things to write about while snowed in at your parents’s house<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here are a few things I’d like to make a list of: 1. Who is naughty or nice? 2. Favorite dogs 3. Reasons cats are weird 4. Best songs no one has heard and should 5. Books I need to read and haven’t 6. Songs I should hear 7. Tattoos I want to get 8. … Continue reading Making a list and checking it twice<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-10p","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5659,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=5659","url_meta":{"origin":3869,"position":0},"title":"800 words about being a weirdo","author":"Michelle","date":"May 15, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Dilemma: I don't want to be like everyone else, but I don't want people to think I am weird in a bad way. 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