{"id":4038,"date":"2014-03-02T04:00:49","date_gmt":"2014-03-02T12:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=4038"},"modified":"2014-03-01T23:50:04","modified_gmt":"2014-03-02T07:50:04","slug":"dialogue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=4038","title":{"rendered":"An argument about making plans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We need to figure out what we&#8217;re doing Friday.<br \/>\nWhat do you mean? Aren&#8217;t we going to that show?<br \/>\nYeah, but are we going to have drinks  or dinner before the show?<br \/>\nSure. I thought we&#8217;d figure it out later.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s kind of later now.<br \/>\nTrue.<br \/>\nDo you have a preference?<br \/>\nDrinks somewhere.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t give me that look. You mean like where?<br \/>\nYes. Do you have a preference about where?<br \/>\nNot really. You?<br \/>\nI was thinking the Matador for tequila and tapas.<br \/>\nNot there.<br \/>\nJake&#8217;s?<br \/>\nNo, it&#8217;ll be too crowded.<br \/>\nSo, where then?<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t care!<br \/>\nBut you do care. That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m asking if you have a preference. You&#8217;re the pickiest person who doesn&#8217;t care in the world.<br \/>\nSorry.<br \/>\nSo&#8230;<br \/>\nWhat?<br \/>\nSigh<br \/>\nWhat?!<br \/>\nWhere do you want to go?<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t care!<br \/>\nI think I&#8217;ll just kill you and go to the Matador with one of my girlfriends.<br \/>\nWhy are you mad?<br \/>\nYou suck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We need to figure out what we&#8217;re doing Friday. What do you mean? Aren&#8217;t we going to that show? Yeah, but are we going to have drinks or dinner before the show? Sure. I thought we&#8217;d figure it out later. It&#8217;s kind of later now. True. Do you have a preference? Drinks somewhere. &#8230; &#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=4038\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">An argument about making plans<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s7lr3R-dialogue","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9332,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9332","url_meta":{"origin":4038,"position":0},"title":"An imaginary conversation about first kisses","author":"Michelle","date":"February 20, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"My number one favorite thing to do is kissing. 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