For one of my weddings, some of my girlfriends held a bachelorette party for me in a sex shop. One of the presentations the staff did while we were there was a discussion of the various brands of lubricants suitable for use in anal sex. One of my friends was very interested and asked a lot of questions, so the demo went on for quite some time. It was certainly more information than I will personally ever need about anal sex. <\/p>\n
In case you are wondering, the main lesson about anal lube is that thicker and slipperier is better. <\/p>\n
For some reason, at the tattoo shop where I get my ink done, butt stuff is a frequent topic of discussion so at one point I told the story of the party and my friend’s intense interest in anal lube.<\/p>\n
Everyone was being quiet and listening intently, which was a little unusual. Finally someone said, “I don’t think I am sexually naive, but I had no idea that there was lube specifically for butt sex.”<\/p>\n
One of the artists said “Haven’t you ever heard of Asssstroglide?”
\nAnd then came the laughter and jokes of a raunchiness level I have rarely encountered.<\/p>\n
It’s good being a catalyst for reprehensible language and behavior.<\/p>\n
Eventually someone stopped and said “wait, wait–so did you get a gift certificate? What did you buy?”<\/p>\n
So I told them I did get a gift certificate, and was looking at a particular electric toy with a Hitachi brand on it. One of my friends turned to me and said something like “my rice cooker is a Hitachi, and I’ve never had a bit of trouble with it. Reliability is important.”<\/p>\n
So I got it.<\/p>\n
Everyone at the tattoo shop agreed that you wouldn’t want to be let down at just the wrong moment so it’s important to buy quality products.<\/p>\n
I still have it.<\/p>\n
My friend was right. Hitachi is a very reliable brand. <\/p>\n
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