{"id":556,"date":"2013-07-28T06:35:02","date_gmt":"2013-07-28T13:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=556"},"modified":"2013-07-27T13:28:51","modified_gmt":"2013-07-27T20:28:51","slug":"summer-reading-or-what-will-i-be-reading-at-the-lake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=556","title":{"rendered":"Summer reading, or what will I be reading at the lake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?<br \/>\nIt took me years to write, will you take a look?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s based on a novel by a man named Lear<br \/>\nAnd I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211;the Beatles\/Paperback Writer<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I have what some might consider an unreasonable number of unread books.<\/p>\n<p>I have what some might consider an unreasonable number of books period.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I have heard of the public library. I&#8217;m a frequent customer.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I know I can&#8217;t read all the books.<\/p>\n<p>No, I don&#8217;t know that through experience.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I read a lot.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I have a life.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I have a job.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I leave the house. C&#8217;mon. You&#8217;ve seen me at football games and in bars.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Where do I find the time? It&#8217;s important to me, and I love it. I make time. I steal time. I don&#8217;t cook or  clean as often as I might. I don&#8217;t watch as much TV as some people. Sometimes I don&#8217;t get to sleep as much as I&#8217;d like because I&#8217;m soooo close to the end of a book.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s so great about reading?  Whole new worlds that people invent to entertain me? Ideas I&#8217;d never have thought of on my own? Things that make me laugh. Things that make me cry? Things that make me angry. Places I might never know about? What&#8217;s NOT great about it? I don&#8217;t understand why people don&#8217;t all read.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>These are some of the books on my Kindle that are not read yet. You don&#8217;t need to know about all of them, or about the ones on my physical bookshelves. One might argue that you don&#8217;t need to know about these either, but one should just shut up about that right now. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t bother counting&#8211;there are 26.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Before you get all excited, no I won&#8217;t read all of these during my weeklong vacation. I&#8217;ll probably read one or two before I leave.  I probably won&#8217;t feel like reading some of them while I&#8217;m on my vacation. I will end up reading about half of them, probably picking up a few others and then re-reading others for the zillionth time. I may never read some of them. <\/p>\n<p>What are you reading that needs to be on my list?<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions, anyone?<\/p>\n<p>Happy Summer reading, y&#8217;all!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table width=\"649\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<colgroup>\n<col width=\"564\" \/>\n<col span=\"2\" width=\"165\" \/> <\/colgroup>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"564\" height=\"13\">The Cloud Atlas<\/td>\n<td width=\"165\"> Liam<\/td>\n<td width=\"165\">Callanan<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">She-Wolves: The Women Who Ruled England Before Elizabeth<\/td>\n<td> Helen<\/td>\n<td>Castor<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\"><\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">The Blood of Flowers: A Novel<\/td>\n<td> Anita<\/td>\n<td>Amirrezvani<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">The Irish Americans: A History<\/td>\n<td> Jay P.<\/td>\n<td>Dolan<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">The King of Kahel<\/td>\n<td> Tierno<\/td>\n<td>Tierno Monenembo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">Before I Go To Sleep: A Novel<\/td>\n<td> S. J.<\/td>\n<td>Watson<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">Ladies Coupe<\/td>\n<td> Anita<\/td>\n<td>Nair<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">The Princes of Ireland: The Dublin Saga<\/td>\n<td> Edward<\/td>\n<td>Rutherfurd<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">Wool Omnibus Edition (Wool 1 &#8211; 5)<\/td>\n<td> Hugh<\/td>\n<td>Howey<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\"><\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">The Child in Time (Ian McEwan Series)<\/td>\n<td> Ian<\/td>\n<td>McEwan<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">Billy Lynn&#8217;s Long Halftime Walk: A Novel<\/td>\n<td> Ben<\/td>\n<td>Fountain<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">The Wanderer in Unknown Realms<\/td>\n<td> John<\/td>\n<td>Connolly<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">Odd Thomas<\/td>\n<td> Dean<\/td>\n<td>Koontz<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">Johannes Cabal the Necromancer<\/td>\n<td> Jonathan L<\/td>\n<td>Howard<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">The Taliban Cricket Club<\/td>\n<td> Timeri<\/td>\n<td>Murari<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">Ava Gardner: the Secret Conversations<\/td>\n<td> Peter<\/td>\n<td>Evans<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">The Wasp Factory<\/td>\n<td> Iain<\/td>\n<td>Banks<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">Smoking Ears and Screaming Teeth: A Celebration of Scientific Eccentricity and Self-Experimentation<\/td>\n<td> Trevor<\/td>\n<td>Norton<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">The Silver Linings Playbook<\/td>\n<td> Matthew<\/td>\n<td>Quick<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">Bossypans<\/td>\n<td> Tina<\/td>\n<td>Fey<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">The Disappearing Spoon: And Other True Tales of Madness, Love, and the History of the World from the Periodic Table of the Elements<\/td>\n<td> Sean<\/td>\n<td>Kean<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">Bag Of Bones<\/td>\n<td> Stephen<\/td>\n<td>King<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">Walking on Glass<\/td>\n<td> Iain<\/td>\n<td>Banks<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">The Orchardist<\/td>\n<td> Amanda<\/td>\n<td>Coplin<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"13\">Cry, the Beloved Country<\/td>\n<td> Alan<\/td>\n<td>Paton<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book? It took me years to write, will you take a look? It&#8217;s based on a novel by a man named Lear And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer &#8211;the Beatles\/Paperback Writer &nbsp; &nbsp; I have what some might consider an &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=556\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Summer reading, or what will I be reading at the lake<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insanity","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-8Y","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9805,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9805","url_meta":{"origin":556,"position":0},"title":"An imaginary conversation about things I have not read","author":"Michelle","date":"April 20, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"I've never read \"King Lear.\" \u00a0Isn't that weird?Most people probably haven't. 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