{"id":5739,"date":"2014-05-12T15:50:45","date_gmt":"2014-05-12T22:50:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=5739"},"modified":"2014-05-12T15:54:54","modified_gmt":"2014-05-12T22:54:54","slug":"proof-112-proof-and-other-evidence-that-i-know-all-the-best-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=5739","title":{"rendered":"Proof (112 proof) and other evidence that I know all the best people"},"content":{"rendered":"

Proof the first:
\nChelle and Rick went to Cali and thought of me very kindly at BevMo. Chelle knows how I love both tequila and drinking from skulls!<\/p>\n

So, bottles of Kah in all of the colors. Hangover optional. Some assembly required on the hangover. <\/p>\n

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Then, the following week, Linda shows up with Retirement Michelle Barbie. Complete with leopard print caftan and turban, cigarette holder, cocktail glasses and garden hose for spraying those pesky neighbor kids. <\/p>\n

My friends know how I roll. With a skull full of tequila in one hand, and a garden hose in the other. <\/p>\n

I feel like yelling Sisterhood Rulez or something…<\/p>\n

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Proof the first: Chelle and Rick went to Cali and thought of me very kindly at BevMo. Chelle knows how I love both tequila and drinking from skulls! So, bottles of Kah in all of the colors. Hangover optional. Some assembly required on the hangover. Then, the following week, Linda shows up with Retirement Michelle … Continue reading Proof (112 proof) and other evidence that I know all the best people<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5738,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140512-154152.jpg?fit=300%2C182&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-1uz","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6629,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=6629","url_meta":{"origin":5739,"position":0},"title":"Happy birthday, Ginger Belle","author":"Michelle","date":"July 11, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"I spent the evening on Tequila Hill again--it was Chelle's birthday. 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