{"id":5936,"date":"2014-05-27T05:45:10","date_gmt":"2014-05-27T12:45:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=5936"},"modified":"2014-05-26T20:58:53","modified_gmt":"2014-05-27T03:58:53","slug":"reasons-i-would-be-going-to-hell-if-there-was-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=5936","title":{"rendered":"The archeology of books"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I have trouble letting go of things, so I am practicing with stuff like old travel guides and technical literature. Since I am offloading a bunch of old books, I&#8217;ve been going through them one by one. I keep turning up all sorts of things tucked inside and in between the stacks. Lots of cards that people have given me over the years. Photographs. <\/p>\n<p>Like a archeological dig, there are many levels. <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s the pictures in books level. I tend to dog-ear book corners instead of using a bookmarker, but when I do use a bookmarker it is generally not a standard one. That turned up a couple of surprises from my trip to Italy a million years ago.  Some pictures of my dog Pupatee. A lot of postcards. <\/p>\n<p>On the card level, I found a ton of old Christmas cards. It is hard to throw away those photo cards!  I have also found several cards I completely understand saving. <\/p>\n<p>This one, from my friend Robin:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140525-130442-47082813.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140525-130442-47082813.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"20140525-130442-47082813.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Actually, a lot of them are from Robin. <\/p>\n<p>This one, too, and if it doesn&#8217;t get me right on the express to Hell I don&#8217;t know what would:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140525-200920-72560011.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140525-200920-72560011.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"20140525-200920-72560011.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then there&#8217;s the book level itself: I have three copies of &#8220;Le Petit Prince,&#8221; including one stamped with the name of my High School. What&#8217;s the statute of limitations on unintentional theft? I assume it was unintentional. It WAS. I was a lot of things in High School. A thief is not one of them.<\/p>\n<p>I was intending to give up my Dad&#8217;s old set of Child Craft books, but when I leafed through them, I saw the Daniel Boone story that was one of my earliest reading memories and I just couldn&#8217;t. I put them all back on the shelf. That is a lot of shelf space. I may have to revisit that. <\/p>\n<p>The 10 year old technical books and decades worth of travel guides are gone.  Anything that I don&#8217;t intend to read again. Gone. Anything I might read again that is available in the public domain in an e-book. Gone. I have gone from 8 shelves packed double rowed, to 3 shelves that are only part full. It feels good. Lonely though. <\/p>\n<p>Books have been my lifelong friends. 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