I definitely know where to pick up guys with beards now. <\/p>\n
You need to pick up guys with beards why?<\/p>\n
I don’t need to. I already have one. But if I did, I found the mother lode. <\/p>\n
And where is this treasure trove of bearded manliness located?<\/p>\n
The growler fill store! I was the only female type person there and they all wanted to help me pick the best beer possible. <\/p>\n
Right. That is what they wanted. <\/p>\n
And they were hoping I would share it with them in bed. <\/p>\n
What!?<\/p>\n
Well, they were. <\/p>\n
Of course they were, you’re adorable. <\/p>\n
You’re not objective. I am older than they are. <\/p>\n
Can adorable ever be objective? Maybe they think slightly older women are hot. <\/p>\n
Maybe. Thanks for thinking I’m adorable even if it’s subjective. <\/p>\n
You’re welcome. <\/p>\n
Aren’t you going to ask me what we picked?<\/p>\n
We? Really?<\/p>\n
It was kind of a group decision. <\/p>\n
How big was this group?<\/p>\n
You’re jealous that random beer store guys helped me pick out an IPA?<\/p>\n
No! Yes. Kind of. <\/p>\n
Now that<\/em> is adorable, and flattering too. <\/p>\n So, what did the horde of bearded admirers pick out for you?<\/p>\n It wasn’t quite a horde. There were three of them. A triumvirate of bearded beer geeks. You think I let them decide for me? I am nearly as beer geeky as any cute guy with a beard. <\/p>\n Good point. What did they propose? Wait, you didn’t mention that they were cute…<\/p>\n RPM, something from Lagunitas, and the Stone double IPA. If they weren’t cute, would I have mentioned them at all?<\/p>\n You never can resist a double or triple…and yes, you still would have mentioned them. <\/p>\n True. But I love Boneyard, too. <\/p>\n I know.<\/p>\n You’re right, though. <\/p>\n And you admit it? Wait, which part was I right about?<\/p>\n I always admit when you are right. I just don’t admit when I am wrong. And don’t raise your eyebrow at me. <\/p>\n Sorry. So RPM or Stone?<\/p>\n Stone. Want some?<\/p>\n I’ll get the glasses.<\/p>\n
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