{"id":6111,"date":"2014-06-08T07:39:20","date_gmt":"2014-06-08T14:39:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=6111"},"modified":"2014-06-08T07:53:20","modified_gmt":"2014-06-08T14:53:20","slug":"whered-all-the-wine-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=6111","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;d all the wine go?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow we managed to drink all of the beer and wine in town. Again.<br \/>\nHow does that happen? Oh. Right. Everyone on Tequila Hill is a glass-filler. <\/p>\n<p>Great ribs, too. <\/p>\n<p>We had a great night. Sorry I missed the dominoes. If I&#8217;d stayed for dominoes I would probably still be there, and you&#8217;d have been cooking breakfast for me. That may have been poor planning on my part, come to think of it. <\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Chelle and Rick for having me over. I always love hanging out with you and the &#8220;kids.&#8221;  Let me know if you want me to write a note to the recycling guy explaining that most of those empties are mine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140608-072651-26811876.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140608-072651-26811876.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"20140608-072651-26811876.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140608-072651-26811142.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140608-072651-26811142.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"20140608-072651-26811142.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140608-072651-26811335.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140608-072651-26811335.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"20140608-072651-26811335.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140608-072650-26810820.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140608-072650-26810820.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"20140608-072650-26810820.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140608-072652-26812135.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140608-072652-26812135.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"20140608-072652-26812135.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140608-072651-26811736.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140608-072651-26811736.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"20140608-072651-26811736.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140608-072652-26812435.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140608-072652-26812435.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"20140608-072652-26812435.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/><br \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@site_username\" \/><br \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"Michelle's House of Horrors\" \/><br \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"Perhaps. 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If I&#8217;d stayed for dominoes I would probably still be there, and you&#8217;d have been &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=6111\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Where&#8217;d all the wine go?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6110,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140608-072738-26858258.jpg?fit=454%2C313&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-1Az","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7310,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=7310","url_meta":{"origin":6111,"position":0},"title":"Friends, who needs &#8217;em? 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