{"id":6206,"date":"2014-06-15T05:30:29","date_gmt":"2014-06-15T12:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=6206"},"modified":"2014-06-15T01:25:25","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T08:25:25","slug":"blog-what-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=6206","title":{"rendered":"Blog? What blog?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah. Sorry. There won&#8217;t be much of a blog. It&#8217;s almost 1 in the morning and I&#8217;ve been drinking beer in Bend for 12 hours. It was a great day. <\/p>\n<p>Oh. It&#8217;s not almost 1. It&#8217;s after 1. <\/p>\n<p>What did I do today?<\/p>\n<p>I drove to bend to see Kelly and Diane. Diane, who has the patience of a fucking saint, by the way. Designated driver extraordinaire. Everyone says you should always have a DD, but no one ever wants to be the one. Why? Two reasons: drunk people are a pain in the ass, and if you are not drink too it is even worse. <\/p>\n<p>So thank you, Diane, for being the awesomest DD ever. Honestly, I do not know how you carry it off so well!<\/p>\n<p>The day went something like this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I left Portland at 0900-ish and headed for Bend via Mt. Hood. Stopped several times along the way to view&#8230;the view..and got to Bend at 12:40. Then we had some beers and food at Worthy to kick the day off. I couldn&#8217;t decide what I wanted, so I got a flight. Yes, I had all the beers. <\/p>\n<p>Then the lovely Diane dropped us off at Crux and we had a few more. I ran into a co-worker from Portland. He has a very cute Newfie. His wife was cute ,too but I was honestly more focused on the dog. And I wonder why people don&#8217;t like me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Then dinner and more drinks at Blacksmith. Very nice. Try anything with the Brussels sprouts. After dinner, shopping at the consignment shop across the street. <\/p>\n<p>Then back to Kelly and Diane&#8217;s for, yes, more beer. And whiskey. And talk. <\/p>\n<p>I am so glad I came!<\/p>\n<p>Thank you both for taking such good care of me I hand a wonderful time.<\/p>\n<p>Pictures in no particular order&#8230;<br \/>\nExcept I can&#8217;t manage to attach them. I suck p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah. Sorry. There won&#8217;t be much of a blog. It&#8217;s almost 1 in the morning and I&#8217;ve been drinking beer in Bend for 12 hours. It was a great day. Oh. It&#8217;s not almost 1. It&#8217;s after 1. What did I do today? I drove to bend to see Kelly and Diane. Diane, who has &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=6206\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Blog? 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