We were gallivanting around a week or two ago when someone said “it’s really important for your drink to match your outfit.”<\/p>\n
Who was it? Dawn? It sounds like Dawn. It could have been Chelle. Hmmm. I think Lillie ordered a Mimosa, and then Dawn ordered one and Chelle commented on it matching. <\/p>\n
I scribbled out a note about the importance of matching your drink to your outfit because I thought it was a cute idea. <\/p>\n
We were talking about it later, and this is what the 5 year old had to say on the topic:
\n“I love wine.
\nIs Nana 17 right now? I thought she was 26.”<\/p>\n
So that insight was valuable. <\/p>\n
Anyway.<\/p>\n
I am glad that it isn’t really important to match your drink to your outfit. I would be screwed because I almost always wear black. How do you match your drink to black? I’d be doomed to a lifetime of nothing but stouts and porters. Maybe the occasional Black Russian. Omigod, how long has it been since I have had a Black Russian? <\/p>\n
Side note: do you suppose there are many actual black people in Russia?
\nGoogle says 40-70,000 black and mixed race people out of a population of around 143 million. So basically, no, there are not really any black people in Russia.<\/p>\n
Or maybe I would buy clothes that match a different sort of drink. It could be good for my wardrobe. <\/p>\n
What color goes with IPA?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"