{"id":6766,"date":"2014-07-25T08:26:44","date_gmt":"2014-07-25T15:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=6766"},"modified":"2014-08-02T15:00:23","modified_gmt":"2014-08-02T22:00:23","slug":"mood-today-may-need-some-fine-tuning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=6766","title":{"rendered":"Mood today? May need some fine tuning:"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am going to write something cheerful today if it kills me. Which, uh, is maybe not the right mood to approach it with.
\n–Me\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

On the other hand, after I ship a big box of shoes to Italy I am going to go ice skating. <\/p>\n

Yeah, I am 50 fucking years old and I am wearing skull shoes and stripey socks. In public. Suck it, Fashion Police!<\/p>\n

First, I have to get some coffee into me. <\/p>\n

Does this count as cheerful?<\/p>\n

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I am going to write something cheerful today if it kills me. Which, uh, is maybe not the right mood to approach it with. –Me On the other hand, after I ship a big box of shoes to Italy I am going to go ice skating. Yeah, I am 50 fucking years old and I … Continue reading Mood today? 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