{"id":6766,"date":"2014-07-25T08:26:44","date_gmt":"2014-07-25T15:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=6766"},"modified":"2014-08-02T15:00:23","modified_gmt":"2014-08-02T22:00:23","slug":"mood-today-may-need-some-fine-tuning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=6766","title":{"rendered":"Mood today? May need some fine tuning:"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>I am going to write something cheerful today if it kills me. Which, uh, is maybe not the right mood to approach it with.<br \/>\n&#8211;Me\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>On the other hand, after I ship a big box of shoes to Italy I am going to go ice skating. <\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I am 50 fucking years old and I am wearing skull shoes and stripey socks. In public. Suck it, Fashion Police!<\/p>\n<p>First, I have to get some coffee into me. <\/p>\n<p>Does this count as cheerful?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/20140725-082633-30393416.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/20140725-082633-30393416.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"20140725-082633-30393416.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am going to write something cheerful today if it kills me. Which, uh, is maybe not the right mood to approach it with. &#8211;Me On the other hand, after I ship a big box of shoes to Italy I am going to go ice skating. Yeah, I am 50 fucking years old and I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=6766\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mood today? May need some fine tuning:<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6765,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/20140725-082633-30393416.jpg?fit=768%2C1024&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-1L8","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9135,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9135","url_meta":{"origin":6766,"position":0},"title":"How well do you know anyone?","author":"Michelle","date":"February 1, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"All of a sudden she began to whistle. 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