Does every man smell different?<\/p>\n
Very different.<\/p>\n
Just because of hygiene levels or soap or that kind of thing?<\/p>\n
No, inherently different. The way I love the way you smell, even if you’re sweaty. There are other guys who just don’t smell right.<\/p>\n
You mean all over?<\/p>\n
Uh huh.<\/p>\n
And I smell OK?<\/p>\n
You smell great.<\/p>\n
Oh good.<\/p>\n
Were you really worried?<\/p>\n
No, I mean I know I am clean and stuff.<\/p>\n
Sometimes that doesn’t matter. Some people don’t smell good even if they are right out of the shower. Other people might love the way they smell. It is really personal.<\/p>\n
What about taste?<\/p>\n
Same thing.<\/p>\n
All different?<\/p>\n
Very different.<\/p>\n
How many have you tasted?<\/p>\n
Enough to know they all taste different.<\/p>\n
Like snowflakes?<\/p>\n
I was thinking more like good cheese or wine.<\/p>\n
So why don’t most women like to swallow?<\/p>\n
I have no idea. Maybe the first time they tried it, he didn’t taste good. Maybe he smelled bad. Maybe I am just a freak.<\/p>\n
You seem to have given the matter some thought.<\/p>\n
I bet I think about it less than you do.<\/p>\n
Probably. So how many guys have you been with?<\/p>\n
Quite a few.<\/p>\n
More than 5?<\/p>\n
You don’t need to know that.<\/p>\n
More than 10?<\/p>\n
None of your business.<\/p>\n
Don’t you want to know how many women I have been with?<\/p>\n
Not really. Don’t you want to know how many women I have been with?<\/p>\n
You’ve been with women??? Who? On a regular basis??<\/p>\n
None of your business.<\/p>\n
You are such a tease.<\/p>\n
You have no idea…<\/p>\n
Actually, I know exactly how much of a tease you are.<\/p>\n
Yes, you do. Most guys don’t have the same tolerance for teasing that you do.<\/p>\n
No? Their loss.<\/p>\n
That’s sweet.<\/p>\n
I am really curious about that number though.<\/p>\n
I know you are.<\/p>\n
And you are really not going to tell me?<\/p>\n
Nope.<\/p>\n
Why not?<\/p>\n
It wouldn’t benefit anyone.<\/p>\n
It would benefit me. I really want to know!<\/p>\n
What if I say 4.<\/p>\n
Is that all? I thought you were a man-eater back in the day.<\/p>\n
I said “what if.”<\/p>\n
Four is low. I don’t believe that. Me, your husbands..I don’t know much about your history but I bet I can come up with more than four.<\/p>\n
True. What if I said 100?<\/p>\n
100? No way. What are you, Dr. J?<\/p>\n
What if.<\/p>\n
Oh right. I would hate that.<\/p>\n
That is why you don’t need to know. If I give you a low number, you won’t believe it and if I give you a high number you will think less of me.<\/p>\n
No, I won’. I wouldn’t like it, but I don’t think it would change how I view you.<\/p>\n
I would hope not. But still. Not telling. It’s a no win. Let’s change the subject.<\/p>\n
What should we talk about?<\/p>\n
We could talk about all the things I am not going to do to you tonight?<\/p>\n
You aren’t? Why not? I have been very good. All day. And I was planning on getting better as the evening progresses.<\/p>\n
I was just teasing.<\/p>\n
That is not the kind of teasing I had in mind…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"