{"id":6965,"date":"2014-08-13T05:30:14","date_gmt":"2014-08-13T12:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=6965"},"modified":"2014-08-13T09:11:47","modified_gmt":"2014-08-13T16:11:47","slug":"nobody-will-ever-fuck-with-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=6965","title":{"rendered":"Random quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my quirks is that I write a lot of things down that people say if I find them interesting in some way. Funny or charming or sweet or thought provoking. Whatever. I keep finding random notes from things that people said during the beach weekend. <\/p>\n<p>Usually, I will also jot down some sort of context to remind me why I wrote it down. <\/p>\n<p>In this case, it was just:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Nobody will ever fuck with you<br \/>\n&#8211;Kyle<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Normally, I would be a little annoyed with myself for not writing any more than that, but in this case?<\/p>\n<p>I am oddly reassured to know that Kyle has my back. Even if I don&#8217;t remember why I wrote it down. I think all of the boys agreed on it. The subject came up more than once. <\/p>\n<p>So don&#8217;t fuck with me. <\/p>\n<p>My boys will get you. <\/p>\n<p>Some of you should be worried.<\/p>\n<p><b><b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my quirks is that I write a lot of things down that people say if I find them interesting in some way. Funny or charming or sweet or thought provoking. Whatever. I keep finding random notes from things that people said during the beach weekend. Usually, I will also jot down some sort &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=6965\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Random quotes<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-1Ol","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7335,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=7335","url_meta":{"origin":6965,"position":0},"title":"Not writing shit down","author":"Michelle","date":"September 4, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"On my way to work, a song lyric hooked into me. 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