{"id":6967,"date":"2014-08-10T05:35:48","date_gmt":"2014-08-10T12:35:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=6967"},"modified":"2014-08-11T15:48:42","modified_gmt":"2014-08-11T22:48:42","slug":"notes-from-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=6967","title":{"rendered":"Notes from the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Breakfast. Bloody Mary, desk chairs, sunshine, another Bloody Mary.<br \/>\nShenanigans to follow. <\/p>\n<p>Kyle figured out the Soggy Dollar ring toss in 58 tries. <\/p>\n<p>Rocky is now up. <\/p>\n<p>Re:  Kelly&#8217;s meds:<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t hide &#8216;me, divide &#8217;em.<br \/>\n-Kyle. Via his friend Ken. <\/p>\n<p>Burned Tupperware and stove coils. Where there is smoke, there is joking.<\/p>\n<p>Beaver will take you where you need to go.<br \/>\n-Kelly<\/p>\n<p>Rocky Two Towel<\/p>\n<p>Kathleen came by to say hey and provide dilly beans for tomorrow&#8217;s bloody Marys.<\/p>\n<p>Somehow we are now calling Kyle Ponch. Is that more or less racially insensitive than MexiKyle?<\/p>\n<p>Wine. More wine. <\/p>\n<p>Pelican. More beer.<br \/>\nNote: do not make Kyle cause a scene because he will and it will be something to behold. <\/p>\n<p>I would like extra bonus good Karma points for helping Kyle up when his chair fell over instead of taking pictures. Because I really wanted to take pictures. <\/p>\n<p>Kyle.  Kyle. Kyyyyyyyyyyyyle. <\/p>\n<p>Footloose. Do not write that on his forehead. Do not. <\/p>\n<p>Sun. Sand.<br \/>\nI haven&#8217;t laughed this much in a long, long time.<br \/>\nYou people rock. <\/p>\n<p>Friends.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7655.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7655.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"IMG_7655.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7664.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7664.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"IMG_7664.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7657.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7657.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"IMG_7657.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7652-0.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7652-0.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"IMG_7652-0.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7665.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7665.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"IMG_7665.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7676.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7676.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"IMG_7676.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7671.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7671.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"IMG_7671.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7670.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7670.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"IMG_7670.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7689.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7689.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"IMG_7689.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7690.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7690.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"IMG_7690.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_1622.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_1622.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"IMG_1622.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Breakfast. Bloody Mary, desk chairs, sunshine, another Bloody Mary. Shenanigans to follow. Kyle figured out the Soggy Dollar ring toss in 58 tries. Rocky is now up. Re: Kelly&#8217;s meds: Don&#8217;t hide &#8216;me, divide &#8217;em. -Kyle. Via his friend Ken. Burned Tupperware and stove coils. Where there is smoke, there is joking. Beaver will take &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=6967\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Notes from the day<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6986,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/IMG_7692.jpg?fit=2048%2C1536&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-1On","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3456,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=3456","url_meta":{"origin":6967,"position":0},"title":"Lightning trip to the old hood","author":"Michelle","date":"January 13, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Sunday was a quick trip to Springfield with Chelle to visit..everyone. 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