Ruined Mothers website<\/a>. And a Twitter feed. Every imaginary band should have a website. <\/p>\nSaturday night, with Rick and Chelle both in town, there may have been some more hijinks. Dinner and drinks at Sharkey’s again. We missed Kelly, with only two of the three Ruined Mothers there. Back to Kyle’s after with the Boys. More drinks. Stargazing. Music. Laughing. Up very, very late. <\/p>\n
Thanks, Kyle. <\/p>\n
You’re right, it is always fun when the whole crowd gets together. <\/p>\n
We know the best people. I always feel very lucky to know all of you. <\/p>\n
See you all next week at the tailgater. Then my seasonal Go Ducks focus will be back!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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