{"id":7269,"date":"2014-08-31T05:30:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-31T12:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=7269"},"modified":"2014-09-03T11:58:13","modified_gmt":"2014-09-03T18:58:13","slug":"if-its-sunday-i-probably-went-to-a-football-game-yesterday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=7269","title":{"rendered":"If it’s Sunday, I probably went to a football game yesterday"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know there are some gimmes:<\/p>\n

There were probably hijinks at the tailgater.
\nThere were probably awesome people.
\nThere was probably collateral liver damage.
\nWe probably had a really great time.<\/p>\n

OK. We did. We had a great time. <\/p>\n

And. <\/p>\n

And. <\/p>\n

This is important: i wore a white shirt to the game, and when I got home it was still white. There were no stains on it at all. <\/p>\n

It’s a tailgating miracle!<\/p>\n

Seriously. I am incapable of wearing white. If I do, I don’t even make it out of the house without spilling coffee on my shirt.<\/p>\n

There were an unusually high number of pictures I have been forbidden to post. Interestingly, those picture were mostly taken while people were sober. Sober-ish. So, no pictures of nudity or tongues will be on the blog. Yes.. It’s a sad lack. <\/p>\n

What is even sadder is that I kept my tongue to myself completely. <\/p>\n

Aside from that,though, it was a very good day with very good people. <\/p>\n

Damn. I left my cookies in Ken’s truck. I will never see them again, will I?<\/p>\n

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You know there are some gimmes: There were probably hijinks at the tailgater. There were probably awesome people. There was probably collateral liver damage. We probably had a really great time. OK. We did. We had a great time. And. And. 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