This is an actual conversation that took place inside of my head. It’s a scary place. Dark and full of cobwebs. I’d advise you not to look in there. Once you see it, it can’t ever be unseen.<\/p>\n
It’s 21:00 hours, and it’s hot. About 81 outside, and about 83 inside. As a native Oregonian of the Willamette Valley, I do not take kindly to hot weather. Just now I\u00a0 opened the windows and thought:<\/p>\n
“Men are really lucky they don’t have boobs. \u00a0Boobs are sweaty when it’s this hot out. Ick.”<\/p>\n
…. a few seconds went by….<\/p>\n
“Well, but men do have scrotums. That’s probably worse.\u00a0 I definitely wouldn’t want to have a scrotum when it’s this hot.<\/p>\n
I wonder if scrotums get hotter than boobs.<\/p>\n
I’ll have to check on that later.”<\/p>\n
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Yeah.<\/p>\n
Still waters.<\/p>\n
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