Dain bramage. I have dain bramage. From financial paperwork. And overthinking my personal life. And general mental overload. <\/p>\n
So I am going to take a day off. No writing.
\nExcept for the writing that I did earlier today which doesn’t count because it is not for public viewing. <\/p>\n
Here’s the plan:<\/p>\n
First I am going to curl up on the sofa and stare at a wall for a while. <\/p>\n
Then I am going to listen to some music and continue to stare at a wall. Maybe a different wall. <\/p>\n
Then I will turn the music down and try to read something. If that fails, I will go back to step one. <\/p>\n
Some of you may be thinking that this does not sound like a productive way to spend the evening. You are wrong. I have already made peace with a loved one, filled out a mortgage application complete with eleventeenthousand pieces of documentation, and been attacked by an enormous white spider. <\/p>\n
It’s been quite a night. <\/p>\n
Which wall should I stare at first?
\nMaybe I should light some candles.
\nI like candles.<\/p>\n
Shut up.
\nWriting about how I am not going to write doesn’t count as writing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"